Lyrics

I have lived - through California earthquakes
Been in DC - under 2-plus feet of white
I’ve dealt with hundreds - of Sheehan’s weather warnings
Froze my buttocks, after falling on the ice

Too late - to keep the snow from falling
Those weather clowns will never get it right (no)
But you misread if you think I might be moving
To a place where twisters - leave you running for your life

Don't let a cow fall down on me
Don’t want to hurt myself, it's better someone else than me
I’d never live in Kansas, oh no! I’ll stay in DC oh yeah
'cause tornadoes on the farm
Could cause a cow to fall down on me