Lyrics

**My second attempt to get a parody of this particular song, which is one of my all time favorites to sing, on to the show. Looks as if I have missed again! Every time something like this doesn't make it, I think back and scratch my head and wonder why Nigel played my Jimmy Buffet parody back in June. Like Jerry says, there just doesn't seem to be a "Master Plan".

Tony says that he needs a better mailbag
it's now so bad he's starting to beg
Yeah if it don't make him grin, it's really wearing thin
I guess he'd rather boil some eggs

Make sure your notes are funny enough
He's getting tired of the same email fluff
Cat's in the toilet, now that's funny stuff!
For Tony's Mailbag (Tony's Mailbag)

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of "TRACKS OF MY TEARS" by Smokey & The Miracles