Lyrics

It's awfully hard to watch the Redskins on TV
With dislocations all but crippling RG3
I guess the stress of it is making you hungry
There must be fifty ways
To boil an egg Tone

Jeanne said it's really not my habit to intrude
But I've got a slightly different way to help you make this food
I pull it off the heat, before it gets too stewed
There must be fifty ways
To boil an egg Tone
Fifty ways to boil an egg Tone

You just turn up the heat, Pete
Don't stick it in a pan, Stan
Gotta use a pot, Dot
You don't want it runny
Use a pinch of salt, Walt
If you crack it it's all your fault
Just boil two or three, Lee
If you're really hungry

You just turn up the heat, Pete
Don't stick it in a pan, Stan
Gotta use a pot, Dot
You don't want it runny
Just turn off the flame, James
and go check on the game!
Maybe boil another eight, Kate
I hope they turn out, just GREAT!