Lyrics

Where is the coffee it hasn't been made?
That's half of the reason why you get paid
Played the wrong open to start the show
The copy you wrote has got a typo
And Tony's patience is wearing thin

Where is Pat Forde, he's not on the phone?
I hear Bob Kravitz might not be home
You call 'em both up and they aren't there
Should we just vamp on Urlacher's hair?
And Tony's patience is now gone

'Cause Nigel had a bad day, the show's goin' down
Don't think that postcards gonna turn it around
This show really stinks, and that is no lie
You're still being paid, not really sure why

Nige had a bad day, how will we get by
Some NHL scores maybe give that a try
Nige had a bad day, he had a bad day