Lyrics

Words by me and John Fitzpatrick
Singing by John Fitzpatrick

I used to like going to the movies
Had my own show on News Channel 8
But now that I'm an old man
I don't want to go
Now I rant on the Kornheiser show

I didn't see the film
I don't want to see it
You won't hear my laugh
At Mazza Gallerie
I quit my job
So I won't have to see
Trip to Italy
Oh yeah