Diamonds on his Extra Boat Shoes

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A parody of a song by Paul Simon.
Recorded by Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Recorded: 05/28/2018  Released: 05/29/2018  First aired: 05/31/2018

Lyrics

(a wa a wa) I would like to golf in Augusta
(a wa a wa) You won’t find me riding the metro
(a wa a wa) Play the Beach Boys louder Alexa
(a wa a wa) Ooh, a text from my friend Obama

He’s a rich guy
He talks all about it
Lots of extra pairs of boat shoes

As for poor guys
Tribute’s all that matters
Send it all to Chatter
He might mention you

He says “Blah-Blah Blah” [Blah-Blah Blah]
Blah Blah-Blah Blah
(he got) Lots of extra pairs of boat shoes
a wa a wa

Blah-Blah Blah [Blah-Blah Blah]
Blah Blah-Blah Blah
etc

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  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    thanks everybody!
    2349 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Wow. Wow. So good.
    2349 days ago.
  • eaneumay in los angeles, ca
    Brilliant
    2349 days ago.
  • Tony Beeson in Cincinnati, Ohio
    This is what brilliance looks like
    2351 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    I love it. Great work.
    2351 days ago.