Lyrics

Jingles to improvise
Eagles tickets are the prize
Change the lyrics to an old song
It only has to be a minute long
Yeah and...
Two hours of talkin' sports
politics and weather reports
Then you, send your notes and your emails
to Tony's Mailbag

He's got some windows to save you from chills
Maybe even lower your bills
Got some, great bagels that you're gonna like
From Bagel City down on Rockville Pike
Now the, podcast will still be delayed
Weasels are still getting paid
Now it's, time to hear from the Littles
On Tony's Mailbag......

By Joe Aro
Ellicott City, MD
Parody of "KING OF THE ROAD"