Lyrics

Dear Sir or Nigel, is the copy clear?
It took me hours to write, over a couple beers.
It starts “Hey Kids, it’s Mr. Tony here…”
And then it writes itself from there, well it’s good to be a TK ad writer
TK ad writer…

Wait a minute, he’s off script again
And did I just hear the word “derivative”?
Why’s he talking ‘bout a big red pen?
I’m second-guessing why I want to be a TK ad writer
TK ad writer…

Well, I mentioned “orange” and that Satchmo guy,
Isn’t that enough to make the littles buy?
Why’s he so sarcastic on the main tagline?
Why the hell did I even try to be a TK ad writer?
TK ad writer…

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