Lyrics

Parody of "WHEN YOU SAY NOTHING AT ALL" by Keith Whitley/Alison Krauss....


It's amazing my mail never seems to get through
but somehow, everyday, you'll read some guy's haiku
Try as I may I just can't make the show
but I keep on sending my faxes and notes

You'll laugh when some dude says his cat's in the toilet
How you can't grill a steak so you toaster-char-broil it
The sound of your voice when you ask us to send you free swag
It's 11:51, so here comes Tony's Mailbag.......

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD