Stat Girl

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Recorded by Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota
Recorded: 10/19/2014 Released: 10/20/2014 First aired: 10/21/2014

Lyrics

There will never be another Stat Boy.
*Parody of "That Girl" TV show theme song from 1966. A HUGE thanks to Brad Weiss - jingle extraordinaire, Professor of Funny and Master Mixer - for helping me with the song selection and mixing on this one!

LYRICS:
Yes we all loved Reali,
but it's time.
Time to make a fresh start.
I'm your girl,
I'm young with lots of personality!
I'm everything that a stat girl should be!

Yes me,I'll be the best Stat Girl!

You'll pay me to tell you that you're wrong!?
I'm your girl!

I'm not so hot, no need for you to leer.
& I won't take no crap from you,
& I can dish it right back to you,
Yes your new Stat Girl's here!
Stat Girl!

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DRN001 in Chicago
As a kid, loved the show and loved Marlo (I'm old), loved the parody now, KJ. "Never heard of the show"?! You kids today. Get off my lawn.
3629 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Hey Bonnie - Get it Done!!
3633 days ago.
Kj in St. Paul, MN
Thanks, all! I'm giving PTI a little more time, I'm thinking their phone's still charging.
3635 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Great reaction to this on Tuesday -- next stop, PTI?
3636 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
Tony was delighted! Congratulations!
3637 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
PS I soooooooooo wanted to be Donald Hollinger....
3637 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Love the TV THEMES!!!! Way to go Kj!!!!!!! AWESOME!!!!
3637 days ago.
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
It would probably mean we'd have to do fewer jingles together, but I could make the sacrifice. Bringing the funny!
3638 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Where do I go to stuff the ballot box! YES! KJ for Stat Girl.
3638 days ago.
Kj in St. Paul, MN
Hampton- Baseball is my fave, but I follow all sports. Except hockey, of course.
3638 days ago.
Kj in St. Paul, MN
Thanks, Tom. Well, then I won't say that I had never heard of that show.
3638 days ago.
Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
My mom wanted to be Marlo Thomas so bad...Do you follow other sports, Kjerstin? I always pegged you as a seamhead.
3638 days ago.
Tom in Kissimmee FL
Great job..........but god do I feel old now that even though it was in reruns by then I do remember that show
3638 days ago.

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