Lyrics

Later in the mornin' just about sloppin' time
Over up in Washington they's startin' to unwind
They got this call-in sports show that never has good guests
The host's this boy named Tony he's the mouth that never rests

Down on the network out on the team
Tony and the Jew-boys are yakkin' helpin' us goobers blow off steam

You don't need a pinhead just to give a call
But if you had a life well you wouldn't call at all
You can call them up from Lake Chuck you might get on the air
And you kin ask them how them Pacers is 'cause they really does not care

[Chorus]

Tony is the writer
Gary does the board
Andy does Mo Siegel
And Pammy is ignored
'Bout eleven thirty Janet does her song
Me I long for Monica 'cause she turns my motor on!

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