Lyrics

Well, life on the TEAM is kinda laid back
There ain’t nothin’ a Long Island boy like me can’t hack
Later in the morning get on the air and yak
Thank God I’m a Hamish mensch!

Fellas waiting on the phone who want to voice their opinion
from Maryland the District and of course the Old Dominion
Another couple of guy we’ll have enough to make a minyan
Thank God I’m a Hamish mensch!

When we started on the network the affiliates were skittish
Cause the yakkin’ that they heard didn’t quite resemble British
And how many goobers out in Lexington speak Yiddish
Thank God I’m a Hamish mensch!

Well I got me a bris and I got Ish Kabbibble
My son’s coming round mit ein box peanut brittle
Lifesavers are the candy with the hole in the middle
Thank God I’m aa Hamish mensch!

When I talk about music I’m a roller and a rocker
When I talk about sports you know it can’t be soccer
On any other subject I’m just an alte kocker
Thank God I’m a Hamish mensch!

There’s a guy on the roof who’s playin’ a fiddle
Got Klezmer on the box and shicksa to diddle
Lifesavers are the candy with the hole in the middle
Thank God I’m a Hamish mensch!