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well Christian girls are hip they love their neighbors tenderly
And the Moslem girls in their long black veils make a believer out of me
And Catholic girls in knee socks get me hot I must confess
And the Hindu girls with the red forehead spot make me want to rip her dress

I wish they all could be Ashkanazi girls
I wish they all could be Ashkanazi girls

The Buddhist girls transport me to Nirvana when they're done
And the Mormon girls around the Great Sale Lake, I bet you can't marry just one
I been all round this great big world and I finally realized
That I can't wait to get back to the chicks to whom it counts I'm circumcised

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