Lyrics

When Tony K starts getting me down and Andy is just too much for me to take
I slump way down in my audio chair kick off my shoes and have myself a break
In the booth a t-shirt works just fine and I can keep them goobers off the line
When world cup geeks get to rambling on and tony get gets so verklemt he starts to twitch
I tune my headset to Roy Bectel it’s easy for me to do, I’ve got the switch
on the air Kornheiser is the man
but I’m the guy to please or you’ll be banned

In the booth is the only place for me
It’s where I fill my face with food for free
Though you may think me just a technical geek I’m quite the lady’s man and that’s the truth
If Monica ever visits the show there’s room for two
out in the booth