Lyrics
The phone rings in the middle of the night.
Kornheiser asks what’s my Olympic life like?
Oh Tone I fear I'm now a squatter of sorts
And I stack my clothes on the floor.
Yeah, I stack my clothes on the floor!
In PyeongChang at the skating rink
The food here oughta be good you would think.
But no, I have become a smuggler of fruit
Now I’m stashin' grapes in my boots
Yeah, I’m stashin' grapes in my…
That’s all I really want.
Good fare!
Yesterday they snatched my pear!
Now I hear ‘bout Steve’s derrière
Sands can shove his warm derrière!
(Care, don't care) (Just want a good pear) (Don't care)
*A parody of "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper (Also parodied by Joe Aro and ElliotO
http://littlesongs.net/2620.a)
