I've Got a Safeway Ticket

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A parody of a song by Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
A Collaboration by ElliotO in Commack, NY & Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Recorded: 04/11/2018  Released: 04/12/2018  First aired: 04/20/2018

Lyrics

I never find at the Refugee
My grapefruit juice or cottage cheese
But suddenly Littles are helping me to win at Monopoly

'Cause I've got a Safeway ticket
I've got a chance to win another house

I never get the piece I want
Like Bryce Harper trying to find his ring
But suddenly 25 bucks are mine
What an amazing thing

'Cause I've got a Safeway ticket
I've got a chance to win another mil

Bathrobe, Nigel!