The Chocolate Fountain of Henrico

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A parody of a song by Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Recorded by Jerry in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 09/21/2016  Released: 09/21/2016  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

If you go
to Henrico
you should try the chocolate fountain
at the Golden Corral - just avoid the kitchen
you might come across a couple guys
with shish-kabobs rope-a-dopin’
and after everything is broken
they’ll clean up all the blood
and they’ll stay open

A parody of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, “Pure Imagination"

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  • Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
    This is really good. Love the sincerity. Maybe the topic-specific aspect of this decreased it's chances and not the fact that it is a movie song?
    2928 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    It was submitted on the 21st, I had a jingle air shortly before this. Taking the new process into account, I think the window closes this week!
    2956 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    see, now this has me wondering if it's going to be harder/impossible to get movie songs on. this was short and clever and funny but didn't make it. do we have any thoughts on whether this would represent a hurdle too far?
    2956 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Very funny one, Jerry! Yeah, with these types of songs -at least for me- it requires more than 1 take because I'm laughing. I distinctly remember that with Teaspoon of Cinnamon. I'm sure Jerry cracked up with this one too.
    2962 days ago.
  • Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
    Oh, I often start laughing while trying to record some of these silly songs- particularly in the case of one like this, where it's funny and perfectly delivered with sincerity.
    2964 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    I don't know how you guys do this without cracking up.
    2965 days ago.
  • Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
    Very funny. Do they give Golden Tickets to the Golden Corral?
    2965 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    If we could get this guy together with Rob Berg's Swordfish Kabob guy...
    2966 days ago.

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