Happiness Is A Warm Bum (Happiness Is A Warm Gun)

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A parody of a song by The Beatles.
Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 02/22/2018  Released: 02/22/2018  First aired: 02/27/2018

Lyrics

He's not a guy with a frigid bum

He’s well acquainted with the heated seat
where he reads The Post till his legs go numb
A thermal throne which he decrees must be installed
in his home latrine

He needs a fix for the derriere
One that warms his posterior

Happiness is a warm bum
(Warm, rump, soothe, soothe)
Happiness is a warm bum
(Warm, rump, soothe, soothe)

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  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Very nice! And yes, happiness is a warm bum. I have also used these. My dad bought a heated toilet seat recently. He paid over 800 bucks for it. I thought he was a crazy man. Until I sat on it.
    2272 days ago.
  • Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
    That last note... lol, great!
    2273 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Excellent!
    2277 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    Thermal throne. Classic. Just for the record I've used these a few times. Pretty great.
    2277 days ago.

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