Lyrics

There he goes buying clothes
Sweaters and a hat
If they won't make him whole
He'll show them what's what [what what]

Hey you've got to crush that guy today
Hey you've got to call them out by name

Now you're gonna read the mail again
Hey it's time to read the mail again.

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