Hey Joe
Lyrics
Let's consider this "The Toni Grocery Experience"
Hey Joe [Hey Tone]
Hey, Tone, where you goin' with that juice in your hand?
Hey, Tone, I said where you goin' with that grapefruit juice in your hand?
Alright.
I'm in line behind this old lady
You know I gotta tell ya, she got a moose can, man
Yeah!
I'm in the checkout behind this lady
You know, I can’t help but notice, her moose can, yeah....
Huh, and that ain't cool
Uh, hey, Tone, I heard you putting Oreos down
Oh, you put 'em down
Hey Tone, I heard you won’t dunk your cookies down
You act like they would drown. Yeah!
Yes, I did, I like Hydrox
You know us purists ain’t messin' 'round
Messin' 'round town
Uh, yes I did, I ate Hydrox
You know, no one else even heard of them, man
But I grabbed the box and I snarfed ‘em!
Yeah!
[Keep the milk away!]
A parody of "Hey Joe" by the Jimi Hendrix Experience