Hey Joe

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A parody of a song by The Jimi Hendrix Experience.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 05/13/2014  Released: 05/13/2014  First aired: 05/22/2014

Lyrics

Let's consider this "The Toni Grocery Experience"

Hey Joe [Hey Tone]

Hey, Tone, where you goin' with that juice in your hand?
Hey, Tone, I said where you goin' with that grapefruit juice in your hand?
Alright.
I'm in line behind this old lady
You know I gotta tell ya, she got a moose can, man
Yeah!
I'm in the checkout behind this lady
You know, I can’t help but notice, her moose can, yeah....
Huh, and that ain't cool

Uh, hey, Tone, I heard you putting Oreos down
Oh, you put 'em down
Hey Tone, I heard you won’t dunk your cookies down
You act like they would drown. Yeah!

Yes, I did, I like Hydrox
You know us purists ain’t messin' 'round
Messin' 'round town
Uh, yes I did, I ate Hydrox
You know, no one else even heard of them, man
But I grabbed the box and I snarfed ‘em!
Yeah!

[Keep the milk away!]

A parody of "Hey Joe" by the Jimi Hendrix Experience

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  • smac67 in Muskegon, MI
    Love this one!
    3814 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Great John!!!
    3814 days ago.
  • Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
    Just heard samedaytony! Nice John, crushed!
    3819 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    Man, what a great reception! And they played the whole blessed thing! Aces!
    3819 days ago.
  • Kj in St. Paul, MN
    So good, John! Love the "Yeah" at the end!
    3825 days ago.
  • negrelja in Cleveland, OH
    This is awesome, didn't even see that you posted this until after I recorded Orange Haze, must be synchronicity.
    3826 days ago.
  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    I need an emoticon that illustrates someone kissing their fingertips and then making a champagne-cork-pop noise.
    3826 days ago.
  • Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
    Absolutely love this John, I was wondering when the Jimi Hendrix barrier would get broken, so well done
    3827 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    Hey, you got Hydrox in my ice cream! Most nice.
    3827 days ago.