Lyrics

There’s a reason that we pay ya
it's because of who you are
a famous entertainer
a D-list TV star
Today you have a sore throat
Tomorrow it’s all phlegm
but we don’t care - sell our underwear!
Don’t use your son or that British bum
we didn’t pay for them

The reason that we pay ya
is because our copy’s bad
We need your real time edits
but please don't mock our ads
Do you doubt that Jeff and Andy
are two ordinary guys?
Well no one cares just sell our wares
Read the pitch and we’ll make you rich
EMBRACE THE LIES

A parody of Billy Joel, “The Entertainer"