Lyrics

If you have a show, I can help you
my studio, is on "Yelp!" you
should partner with me
Come to DC
I’ll put you right on the street

Do you hear that sound? It’s a restaurant
and it’s really loud, just what you'd want
ambient noise, clumsy busboys
will drown out your voice

(hear the plates and glasses!)

Who can afford a producer
or press record on their own computer?
you should move to Chatter
your show should move to Chatter
yes, you should move to Chatter

In Summer, we run the leaf blower
By Winter, I doubt we’ll be open
We need you at Chatter
so please move to Chatter
Please move to Chatter

A parody of Maroon 5, “Moves Like Jagger”