Lyrics

There was a time, I took advice
From financial aides
I’d protect and invest all the dough I’d made
But now I’m into something new
A talk show host, retired coach
and a socialite
came to me with a deal
they said would change my life
and it turns out that was true

Thought I'd bought such a goldmine
now I’m caught in a punchline
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Now everyday I complain about Chatter
Like Oedipus Rex or Macbeth, only sadder
I could always burn it to the ground
My savings account is hurtin' like Hammer's
Look at me now, I’m like “lol nothing matters"
Call Allstate, gonna burn it to the ground

A parody of O.A.R., “Shattered (Turn The Car Around)"