Lyrics

Ernie Grunfeld had a plan
He said give me 3 years.
But now he fired the coach
and Durant ain’t coming here

The Wizards play like the Dubs -
but wait - they aren't as good.
Perhaps they'll play some D?
I recommend they should.

What have they become?
10th place - man, they stink.
Kelly Oubre's swag
makes me wanna drink

...and you can have John Wall
When they lose, he plays like dirt.
Otto lets you down
Bradley Beal gets hurt.

And even though they’re in the East
they never go too far
but we can treasure those glory days
when Jan Vessely was a star