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Based on a great original idea Eric Neumayer emailed Jerry - combining this song and topic with Burger King. Kj and Joe put this way, way over the top with their amazing performances. EJJK doesn't roll off the tongue as well as ABBA, but we still made a jingle about fighting disease with cheeseburgers. (Additional thanks to Luke and Rob for giving great feedback on several mixes of this last night.)

Real restaurants
Cannot cite
"Billions served" in every bite
Yeah see that guy
He's healthy
Eats at the Dairy Queen

Friday night, your hemoglobin's low
Streptococcus in your urine flow
Amoxicillin won't cure it, so do the natural thing
Go find a Burger King
Got a touch of that E. coli?
Just pickup a Number 1 with fries
With the chemicals included, you'll be just fine
Though you're infected with Staph
And when you get the chance...

Go eat at Dairy Queen, locate beef at a Wendy's
Or a Burger King, fight herpes with some onion rings
Have syphilis?
Or "privates" lice?
Well, try something ELSE from Five Guys
Got a broken arm?
Ruptured spleen?
Go get some Dairy Queen
Skip Arsphenamine
Get a burger with cheese
Eat at the Dairy Queen
Dairy Queen

Parody of "Dancing Queen" by ABBA