Lyrics

When you don’t know
if it’s gonna snow
‘cause your weatherman
got a morning show

When a cruise ship wrecks
or some crystal meth
is killing folks
Who will laugh at death??

I wanna hear the news
and fake weather, too
for 20015
just 20015
But Sheman called it quits
and just like Beatrice
Kippy’s watch is done
Yes, his watch is done

So we start again
with a pro named Linn
‘cause Kippy Sheman died
Kippy Sheman died
Who will critique the news
when it’s read by Nige
since Kippy Sheman died
Kippy Sheman died

A parody of Imagine Dragons, “Demons"