Lyrics

In the year 1835
Mr. Tony had just turned 65
He bought himself a brand new horse
rode that mare around while he covered sports

Fast forward now he’s on I-495
Fighting with BMW ConnectedDrive
A lady’s voice gives the fastest way
But he’ll never listen to a thing she’ll say

Finally makes it to Cafe 2825
A young man makes mozarella tableside
Tony tells that little cheese boy he's never seen that
then tosses him a PTI hat

Before dawn he's drivin’ back to Ingleside
But right away he stops at the roadside
Asks the WaWa man "Which way is best?"
He says “The best way is GPS!!!”

A parody of Zager and Evans, "In The Year 2525"