Lyrics

He had a full head of hair that was reddish brown
when he turned 9 it started falling out
kept getting thinner ’til there wasn't much
Spent a lot of time trying to cover it up

Bald, Orange, Old & Gray!
Tony’s Bald, Orange, Old & Gray!
he was bald by his tenth birthday
Bald, Orange, Old & Gray!

Bald at 10 well that’s kinda weird
so he did what anyone would do and grew a beard
now he asks everyone “Do you know who I am?"
they take a guess “Are you the Syracuse orange man?"

Bald, Orange, Old & Gray!
Tony’s Bald, Orange, Old & Gray!
he was bald by his tenth birthday
Tony's Bald, Orange, Old & Gray!

A parody of Bruce Springsteen, “Born in the U.S.A."