Lyrics

To the Tune of "Kentucky Woman" by Neil Diamond

Alaskan woman
She been stuck inside with no light
Comes from a land
That is trapped in perpetual night
And she's hungry, God knows, she's hungry

Alaskan woman
If you take her to eat,
That meal won't be cheap
Alaskan woman

Well, look she just ordered a steak
That's the size of her head
A big bowl of soup and on top
Three or four loaves of bread
And she loves steak,
God knows, she loves cake

Alaskan woman
How 'bout some desert,
Aw what could it hurt?
Alaskan woman