Lyrics

‘cause it’s a chronicle
of Mr. Tony’s life
all the things he eats
and the ways he’s afraid he’ll die
No change, he won’t change, he can’t change, never change
it’s the same every day, the same show every day
he’ll find a million different ways to say the same old thing
he won’t change his show, oh no, no no no

A parody of The Verve, "Bittersweet Symphony"