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Now this show is nearly over
The bagels are almost gone!
Here's Tony's Mailbag
He got your notes and he's gonna read some for you folks

This podcast delay is pointless
a misguided business plan
I can't listen live 'cause I work 'til 5:00
and no podcast delay is gonna change that

The delay won't work
it just makes it worse
'cause every show becomes irrelevant!

I'd love to listen live but I can't listen live you see
Add some commercials you could even make some more money
Tony's made this point but I think I'll make the point again... (fade out)

A parody of The Verve, "The Drugs Don't Work"