Lyrics

Now somewhere on a golf course in Maryland
there was a golfer named Bronson Burgoon
And one day his round was interrupted when a baby cried
Bronson gave the kid the evil eye
No, he didn't like that
Now I’m not quite sure what happened next
I kinda lost track of time during all the golf talk
I think at the end Gary said it was a great story

Bronson Burgoon was golfing this June
when some baby boy started cooing
Bronson was shook, and gave a stern look
as if to ask “What are you doing?"

The little boy’s Dad felt pretty bad
and bounced the boy to make him calmer
Burgoon was revived and shot sixty-five
now he's Tony’s favorite golfer!

That’s where it ends...

A parody of The Beatles, “Rocky Raccoon”