Lyrics

Light That Lighter (Light My Fire)

You said that you would like a few
But not enough to be a buyer
So happy that they gave you two
Now you’re looking for someone to hire

Go on Tony, light that lighter
Go on Tony, light that lighter
Try not to set your beard on fire

So they comped you some sunglasses, too
Is there more free stuff that you desire?
They’ll send a box of that to you
Why should rich guys spend just to acquire?

Come on Tony, light that lighter
Just don’t pull a Richard Pryor
Try not to set your beard on fire, yeah!

lyrics: Robert Szkolnicki and John Fitzpatrick
vocals: John Fitzpatrick
Parody of "Light My Fire", by The Doors