I have a Piano

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A parody of a song by Tony Beeson.
Recorded by Tony Beeson in Cincinnati, Ohio
Recorded: 11/30/2016  Released: 12/05/2016  First aired: 12/05/2016

Lyrics

I have a piano, it sits in my spare room,, I have a piano, inherited from someone. I don't know how to play, and I have no talent, but Mr. Tony is soliciting jingles, so I thought I'd try it. Nigel, this is .mp3 - may the Lord have mercy on me.... and my piano.

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  • Anonymous Little
    Haven't heard this in a while
    1914 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Still bingeworthy!!
    2212 days ago.
  • Susan
    I love this. SO SO SO MUCH.
    2822 days ago.
  • alantaylor in Lumberton, NC
    When you happen by it again after weeks, you still laugh. Amazing
    2824 days ago.
  • James Cunningham
    I am so glad I found this one... AMAZING!
    2847 days ago.
  • Anonymous Little
    my dad can stop telling me about this
    2875 days ago.
  • Carroll Connelley in Stafford, VA
    So, so good.
    2876 days ago.
  • Tony Beeson
    I was forced to take piano lessons at age 8. (It didnt work out). :- )
    2876 days ago.
  • Kevin in SE DC
    Still. STILL FUNNY.
    2876 days ago.
  • joe
    the way he holds that note at the end Meeeeeeeeeee might be the best bit (for today) on iphone how does one make it a ringtone?
    2877 days ago.
  • Emily in Plano, TX
    Still obsessed!
    2877 days ago.
  • tahas daughter
    lol still listining to it
    2878 days ago.
  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    Songs to learn and sing
    2878 days ago.
  • tahas daughter
    my dad can even play it on my sisters recorder
    2878 days ago.
  • tahas daughter
    omg i cant stop listining to this song the first time my dad showed me this song i cracked up
    2878 days ago.
  • Pacetb in Lakewood, OH
    I can't get it out of my head. Every so often, I start signing it out loud. My children have given up on me.
    2881 days ago.
  • Bobby in Bethesda, MD
    10 days later, and I'm still listening to this multiple times on a daily basis. Just brilliant. One of the best of all time.
    2881 days ago.
  • Mike Medina in Pittsburg, Pa
    Sooooo funny!
    2885 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Now, THIS is quite a debut! Nicely done!
    2886 days ago.
  • John D
    Love it!
    2887 days ago.
  • mhtalbut
    This really is brilliant. I will be sending it to my masculine child randomly from now on.
    2887 days ago.
  • ddobbs in Cleveland, OH
    Tremendous!
    2887 days ago.
  • Chris from Canton, OH
    An inspiration to all of the untalented people that listen to the show.
    2888 days ago.
  • Pacetb in Lakewood, OH
    My God, this is sublime.
    2888 days ago.
  • Daryn in Michigan
    You sir have talent!
    2888 days ago.
  • John from Norfolk
    I keep thinking my favorite part is the Nigel-Lord line, but then the piano finish hits!
    2888 days ago.
  • Byron in Philadelphia, PA
    I just love this
    2888 days ago.
  • Taha
    "I have a piano" will replace La Cheeserie as the little's battle cry
    2889 days ago.
  • Scott in Columbia, MD
    Music theory and composition majors will analyze this jingle for decades to come.
    2889 days ago.
  • Tony Beeson
    Original composition... just sort of made up on the fly. The opening is Like "Desperado" by the Eagles. The difference is Don Henley is a genious; i opened the song using the title because i don't have the ability to provide a musical intro- LOL
    2889 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    Technically this is an original composition, not a jingle. So it probably should be: Eat it, Fuse!
    2889 days ago.
  • SuchaMoron from Reading PA
    hating myself for typing this, but "Eat it Negrelli!"
    2889 days ago.
  • John - West Sussex UK
    The way Tony B channeled Lennon & McCartney was just awe inspiring.
    2889 days ago.
  • John in Norfolk
    So, so good. Dumb question: what is the original song, if there is one?
    2889 days ago.
  • Jolene in Grand Island, NE
    Invoking religion too - Brilliant!
    2890 days ago.
  • stevemiller78 in Half Moon Bay,CA
    wow... just wow. My new ringtone!
    2890 days ago.
  • Matthew M
    Soo sooo good
    2890 days ago.
  • Lise Dykes
    My new earworm. When there is a TK Jingles Mt. Rushmore, Mr. Beeson (and his piano) have to be on it.
    2890 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Perfect.
    2890 days ago.
  • Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
    I have a Google Machine, and this said 'Join the Conversation' so I am leaving a comment. And this jingle is funny.
    2890 days ago.
  • Ron in Louisville
    when I heard this driving home from work yesterday in traffic, I replayed it 10 times laughing. Thanks for making the drive home better.
    2890 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    Like everyone, probably, I have listened to this at least 30 times. Anthony, you claim to have no talent but that is clearly not true.
    2890 days ago.
  • SteveErouler in The Big Easy
    perfection
    2890 days ago.
  • Jeremy Burke
    This is in my top five favorite things ever. And I have 3 masculine children and a woman I am related to by marriage.
    2890 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Today's reactions even better than yesterday's! This one will roll on for a long time. Congrats. Hysterical!!!
    2890 days ago.
  • Hap
    Please provide a shipping address. I have an old flute that needs to be not-played
    2890 days ago.
  • Hap
    Hello my newest ring tone
    2890 days ago.
  • Mike
    My stomach hurts from laughing so hard!
    2890 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Just brilliant.
    2890 days ago.
  • Tony Beeson
    LOl - i never expected this. I must now defer to Littles with Talent
    2891 days ago.
  • Tony Beeson
    I must now defer to the Littles who have talent
    2891 days ago.
  • Eric in Westfield, IN
    That's it. This just ended all jingle submissions forever. There's no topping this.
    2891 days ago.
  • Joe in North Liberty
    This jingle cured my psoriasis.
    2891 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    i keep typing and deleting things, trying to explain how much i love this jingle. but this feeling is clearly ineffable. so...just, thank you.
    2891 days ago.
  • Steve Miller
    Amazing! My new ringtone.
    2891 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    A little pitchy . . . . Thank you for bringing your talents here. Ok, not your talents.
    2891 days ago.
  • jreljac in Pittsburgh, PA
    This is so good...oh so very very good. Mr Beeson, I have a violin I can send you if you want to give another instrument a try.
    2891 days ago.
  • Steve
    Absolutely brilliant!!!!
    2891 days ago.
  • Frank Smith in Fort Wayne
    Quite possibly, the BEST JINGLE EVER!!!
    2891 days ago.
  • NoelfromSaskatchewan
    The reaction to this jingle was tremendous!
    2891 days ago.

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