Lyrics

Friday night I made football picks
Saturday those calls looked sorry
Sunday’s games didn’t make me scratch (as in money, not itch)
It’s hard to have some fun
When games seen by everyone
And my predictions for the weekend just don’t match

But when the league suspended Zeke
I knew the lawyers would be at peak
condition to challenge the edict
And I told Tony to see
That Zeke would play in 2017
‘Cause billable hours determine legal verdicts

For once I was right
No, I’m not crazy
That’s the affirmation I’ve been looking for
All those other times
Let’s just ignore them
I’m wrong more often than not
But for once, I’m right