Lyrics

Bill Lehecka, Mike in Burke, tell me how you get to work
"Sticker me," 412, Shad's haiku
Littles cover Gary's song, sponsored by diamonds
wedding invitations, what's your neighbor do?

Josh in Moselle, MS, I behooved a goddess,
Neil in Rockville, Hitler stamps, paging Dr. Mike
Radio for old guys, Wilbon's not surprised
If you're out on your bike tonight, everybody do wear white!!!

Here comes Tony's mailbag
He got your e-mails, faxes and notes
Here comes Tony's mailbag
He's gonna read some for all you folks

Window Nation, Bagel City, Wendy Rieger is so pretty
sink holes, Caps choke, don't bet with Jeanne the Greek
Junior wants a little money, chimpanzees are baby monkeys
Kelleher's sneak peek: no guests on PTI this week!

Liz is down in Jungleland, Underarmour lapbands
Gary's in Kabukistan, Torie drives a bus
gephyrophobe, save-the-dates, Kevin S. prognosticates
Windhorst, Livingston, what'd you each for lunch?

Smith, Svrluga, Bob Ryan, David loves American
Do you know who I am? A real important bald man!
Weasels run Snyder's station, shovel-type situation
End the podcast delay! What else do I have to say!?

Here comes Tony's mailbag
He has supper at 5 and he's asleep by 8
Here comes Tony's mailbag
He'll be back again after Labor Day
Here comes Tony's mailbag
It's a local show with worldwide appeal
Here comes Tony's mailbag
Tony's awfully old but he keeps it real

A parody of Billy Joel, "We Didn't Start the Fire"