Lyrics

He's pitiful, that's for sure
Will he ever, ever change?
Not likely, and that's for sure
As ever, bloviates.

Did you listen today?
Did you hear what he spewed?

Said, "I know all The Byrds
You wanna know their names?
My skills are substantial
I can also name the Rascals (Rascals)!"

You can name The Byrds
We get it, you're a sage.
Please spare us, Satchmo.
We know you can name the Rascals.


* A parody of "I'm Like A Bird" by Nelly Furtado