Offshore (Roxanne)
Lyrics
Because why wouldn't we jingle about Mr. Tony's latest kvetch-the AT&T debacle.
LYRICS:
I’m Offshore!
You don't have to put up a big fight?
Just need your passcode
You don’t need to know my location tonight!
I’m Offshore!
What's with your sense of urgency?
You’ve just changed your phone plan,
Why inquire about my geography?
Offshore! You don't need to know where I am tonight!
Offshore! You don't need to know where I am tonight!
Offshore (Give me your passcode)
Offshore (Give me your passcode)
Offshore (Give me your passcode)
Offshore (Give me your passcode)
Offshore (Give me your passcode)
Off!
*A parody of "Roxanne" by The Police. Thanks also to Brad for some lyrical assistance!
Playlists
This jingle is included in the following playlists:
Playlist |
User |
All of Kj Ohnstad's Jingles |
Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota |
All the TK Jingles of 2015 |
Jerry in Annandale, VA |
Favorites |
jeremyjogden in Kennewick,WA |
Favorites |
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA |
Favorites |
FrMRD in Aldie, VA |
Favorites |
Paul G in JONESBOROUGH |
Favorites |
Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota |
Favorites |
camdenkid9 in Bel Air, MD |
Favorites |
ths0127 in Melville, NY |
Favorites |
Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC |
Favorites |
Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA |
Favorites |
garyt in Seattle, WA |
Favorites |
allent01 in Washington, DC |
Favorites |
smac67 in Muskegon, MI |
Favorites |
AdmasG in White Oak, Md |
MY FAVORITES |
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD |
New Playlist |
RobertSz in Winnipeg,MB |
What's that, jingles? Every day it's the f*@$ing jingles! |
happy_Blaise in Ellicott City, MD |