Lyrics

Inspired by the dog sitting near Wilbon on a recent flight. The dog pulled a Finneran (sans drink cart). Wilbon was not surprised.
Huge thanks to Jason Fuse for adding guitar to my uke and singing along with this turd.

LYRICS:
Early one evening this past holiday,
I packed my bags and boarded the plane.
Then, what the hell? Oh buddy, what the hell?
This dude got on, huge dog in tow.
But the flight was pleasant 'til Fido left his row.
What's that smell? Oh doggie, duked out a bombshell.

*A parody of Fare The Well (Dink's Song) - Author Unknown - in the style of Oscar Isaac and Chris Mumford's rendition from the movie Inside Llewyn Davis