Lyrics

Well he's got your mail
He's got your faxes and your notes
And he's gonna read a few
For all of you folks

He's orange and bald
And he doesn't take your calls
He's got a bottle of wine
and he's gonna drink it all

He's Mister Tony
He's on the air and he's got swag
and they call it...Tony's Mailbag
Yes it's time for....Tony's Mailbag

By Joe Aro
Ellicott City, MD
Parody of BON JOVI'S "WANTED:DEAD OR ALIVE"