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wrote this about 10 months ago but never recorded it. surely most people will have forgotten this bit about Satch reporting from the NBA all-star game and asking players what they would be doing had they not made it as a pro BB player. but Isiah's answer was so absurd i had to write something about it.


if i never played
basketball, i’d be a senator today
in every district they, would sing me great praise
and leave bouquets at my workplace to honor my name

senator isiah
lord thomas would be known in every state
each voice would speak of how i legislate
it would never abate, citizens would stop to ask of free trade

my world would be a beautiful place
where you could tell a co-worker she had a great ass
in my world, calling a subordinate a bitch
wouldn’t cost your boss millions for harassment

if i never played
point guard i would spend all of my days
procuring financial aid and pork for my state
Tony, if I were on Capitol Hill

the CBA might still be a league
I could be the GOP nominee
If my handle and jump shot weren’t on fleek