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HI UP WITH THE 1%, DINING AT THE PALM
THERE SITS ANTHONY, EATING BABY GOAT MEAT
NOT MUCH TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE HIGH UP WITH THE 1%
ANTHONY, ARE YOU STILL DRESSING LIKE A TURKEY?
ANTHONY, ARE YOU STILL COOKING STEAKS IN YOUR TOASTER OVEN?

NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT MICHAEL WILBON
LEVEL 1 HEAD AND ARCH-RIVAL TO ANTHONY, WITH POWERS COMPARABLE TO ANTHONY!
WHAT POWERS, YOU ASK? HOW ABOUT THE POWER TO CALL MAGIC JOHNSON'S CELL PHONE?
THAT DO ANYTHING FOR YA? THAT'S AFFIRMATION, HOLMES.
HOW ABOUT THE POWER TO NEVER BE SURPRISED, BY ANYTHING?!
THAT'S PRECOGNITION, NIGEL.
HOW ABOUT THE POWER OF $6000 SUITS?

HISTORY OF ANTHONY AND MICHAEL WILBON
GOODNIGHT CANADA GOODNIGHT CANADA
AN ARGUMENT TO BE HAD,
BINGHAMTON'S VERY BAD.
AND WILBON HATES THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE.
ANTHONY, HAVE YOU BEEN TO SEE THE WILD PONIES?
ANTHONY, DO YOU THINK MANILOW STILL HATES YOUR GUTS?

WELL ANTHONY AND MIKE WILBON JOINED FORCES
THEY FORMED A SHOW THE LIKES OF WHICH HAD NEVER BEEN SEEN
AND THEY CALLED IT PTI
THAT'S RIGHT, TONE AND WILBON
AND REALI