Lyrics

Why don’t you send me
Why don’t you send me
Littles please send me
liquor and food, liquor and food, and maybe some bricks

Once, I would beg you for ice cream
But that only lasted so long
Now I find myself wanting
Some heavy things for my second home
So-oo please send me
Why don’t you send me
Why you send me
50 lb. weights, anvils are great, kettle bells, too

A parody of Sam Cooke, “You Send Me"