Lyrics

Nigel lays awake
‘cause he has a
really tough choice to make

Mr. Tony’s show
is leaving radio
but will Nigel go?

‘Cause Nigel knows
That the gravy train derails at The Rose
And the main reason Nigel’s here
is for all that veggie schmear
the mounds of lox and bread
he wants free bagels instead

‘cause through it all the only compensation
Nigel ever got from the station
was a tray of breakfast food
And come this Fall
Mr. Tony wants to take him
but does he have the spread to make him
When the chips are down, Nigel will forsake him
he’s noshing bagels instead

A parody of Robbie Williams, “Angels”