Lyrics

Would you like to purchase a bar
it comes with one reserved spot for your car
buy it now before the place falls apart
You could change the name to Chads

Chads was a restaurant where few people came
so I bought it and changed up the name
Now it reeks of varnish and the toilets overflow
There’s a dining room section where no one ever goes
And my changes made the regulars mad
so you could change it back to Chads!

Gary and Alan both ran away
Maury packed up and flew to LA
but now this could be your lucky day
So sell your house make a fresh start
Would you like to buy my bar?

A parody of Frank Sinatra, “Swinging on a Star”