Lyrics

I bought a bar with a few of my friends
We played with fire and we played pretend
Now I’m desperate
won’t you please buy my bar

I learned it’s hard to sell drinks and food
but never learned a word called “revenue”
I’ll ask you a second time
won’t you please buy my bar

Somebody please buy my bar
Change the sign and make another start
Chatter’s like Cheers
except no one’s ever here
Someone, please buy my bar!

A parody of Bryan Adams, “Straight From The Heart”