Fix You (Music To Kill Yourself By)

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A parody of a song by Coldplay.
Recorded by Jerry in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 02/16/2016  Released: 02/17/2016  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

The world watched me sing at the Super Bowl live
And I may not be Bono but I’m still a pretentious guy
When you hear me sing you might wanna die
So slit your wrists
I might not have a home
Or have a job at the Post
But Chris, I do have feelings
So f*** you

A parody of Coldplay, "Fix You"

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  • judofuse in Atlanta
    So great - I really love the twist on what's being beeped. I also liked the one album worth of stuff Coldplay wrote - too bad they tried to stretch it into like 17 albums or whatever ridiculous number they are at now.
    3178 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    The word may be "fix", but the delivery is spot on f-bomb. Nice Jerry,
    3183 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Since this is about Cillizza, the word that's bleeped out is "fix." This song is actually where I turned on Coldplay, too, but moreso because I'm irrationally anti-establishment & this album track was particularly overpraised in all the early reviews.
    3183 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Lmao. That ending.
    3184 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    i don't hate Coldplay, but Fix You is the absolute worst. an absolute sonic abomination. the fact that he would think about "fixing" a grown woman says all you need to know about chris martin. i consciously uncoupled from their music right after speed of sound came out.
    3184 days ago.
  • Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
    Well I think we all know how I feel about this one.
    3184 days ago.

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