When I Owned A Bar

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A parody of a song by Coldplay.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 10/09/2020  Released: 10/10/2020  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

I used to own a bar
They brought me fries when I gave the word
They made me bacon, eggs and fresh coffee
And you could watch a podcast for free

Gary, Maury and the Socialite
they used to be right by my side
sellin' t-shirts, tossing out free hats
And they'd send me a box, a box of that

The Littles came and watched with glee
until the plumbing backed up on me
and I discovered it was all financed
With Michael & Liz's inheritance

They'd come to Wisconsin and Jenifer Street
For a morning podcast and a meet and greet
The loudest leaf blowers you'd ever see
I couldn't get a mural painted for free

Even though I ran out of cash
I still enjoyed the visits, with Littles from near and far
but that was when I owned a bar

By Joe Aro
For Littles everywhere
Parody of 'Viva La Vida" by Coldplay

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  • EmmetGM in Boston,MA
    Great job Joe!
    1440 days ago.
  • LittleClergy in Corpus Christi, TX
    This is my goal. to write a jingle as good as this
    1483 days ago.
  • Tamara from Springfield
    I am so happy we are friends!
    1486 days ago.
  • Used to be Kevin from Hyattsville
    Keep 'em coming!!
    1486 days ago.
  • Sam in San Antonio
    Awesome Joe!! You are the best!!
    1487 days ago.
  • Sam
    Awesome Joe!! You are the best!!
    1487 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Thanks, Jer. Didn't send it in. Way too long. I wish I could edit.
    1487 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    This is great, Joe!!
    1487 days ago.