Lyrics

It's 12 o'clock on a Tuesday
the regulars have all written in
there's an old man with some headphones on
he's orange with a beard on his chin

He says Nigel can you hand me some e-mails
or how 'bout some faxes or notes?
Well I'd sure like to read one or two of them
from Quebec or Terre-Haute

Blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Sing us a song about the mailbag
we'll play it just before noon
Oh, and try to be funny, but don't expect money
for any of your silly tunes

A parody of Billy Joel, "Piano Man"