Lyrics

Thanks to Josh Wood (first time jingler!) for coming up this great idea and hilarious lyrics and for letting me sing it. Also thanks to Jason Fuse for editing the track together perfectly.

Lyrics:
I heard that you're gluten free,
That your kid's got a nut allergy.
I heard that you wear hemp shoes and own 1 percent of a micro-brew.

I wish you'd shut up, but I can tell you're so delighted,
that you couldn't hold it in, you just can't hide it,
you hoped I see your plates and that I'd be excited that they say -
I heart soccer.

Piece of mind, I drive a Subaru.
and I obviously shop at Whole foods.
Quinoa, Kale, Vegan
Sausage alternatives
Some people kinda do, but some really love their kids

Piece of mind, I drive a Subaru.
Got it when my kid was 5, she's now twenty two
through the snow, sleet and rain
only one oil change
Sometimes they last so long that sometimes your dog is dead
Sometimes they last so long that sometimes your dog is dead

*A parody of "Someone Like You" by Adele